Sneetches

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches Would brag, ‘We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.’ With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort, ‘We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!’ — From “The Sneetches,” by Dr. Seuss If you’ve ever walked along Goose Rocks’ [...]